|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|
Got a little spur of the moment tattoo last night with my 3 best friends. We all got playing card symbols and mines a spade. It’s small and adorable and I love it. Only took about 5 minutes to do it. Anyways we’re all super cool duh.
The difference 12 hours makes